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september 13, 2023 - Merge Games

Crack, Crank & Crystal - Breaking Bad inspired drugs empire building business sim ‘Definitely Not Fried Chicken’ confirms 28th september launch date!

V1 launches with more illicit substances and totally legitimate business ventures than ever before.

Merge Games together with developer Dope Games are excited to confirm Breaking Bad inspired business management simulator,Definitely Not Fried Chicken’ will be launching on #pc from 28th September! Available in Early Access on Steam since January, ‘Definitely Not Fried Chicken’ has responded to player feedback throughout the EA period with multiple content updates introducing new strains of meth, character items, story missions and more.

Version 1 is now set to launch on Steam with a host of brand new content, including overhauled systems & UI, the latest nose candy, vehicles, locations and more:

New Drug Line + variations

  • Cocaine
      • Crack Cocaine
      • Pure Cocaine
      • Flaming Cocaine
  • 2 new businesses
      • Casino
      • Nightclub
  • New Truck Delivery Vehicle
  • 2 New Special Clients
      • Nuns
      • The Devil Himself
  • Story end-game content
      • Conclusion of the in-game story
  • New UI update

With its tongue in cheek humour and seemingly infinite depth, ‘Definitely Not Fried Chicken’ will be available on Steam with a 20% launch discount until 5/10/23.

A totally legitimate business management sim with a twist.

Become the narcotics overlord you always dreamed of with your very own drugs empire. Manage both sides of the operation moving and slinging dope, while cleaning up your hard earned cash through legal business fronts.

Are you listening?! We’re gonna make a lotta money, kid!

But ain’t nobody say this business is easy!

Set in a sunshine soaked Paradise City in the glamorous 80's, ‘Definitely Not Fried Chicken’ is the ultimate test of your entrepreneurial skills.

Build and manage your businesses, from crack cocaine and crystal meth, to the chicken shop and nightclub.

It’s up to you to build up your spot, manage your employees and most importantly, keep any - err - ‘overly-enthusiastic’ customers at bay.

It’s gonna take some “beautiful mind” sh*t to make this work.

Design and lay out your complete production line, establish distribution routes, fortify your compounds defenses and research and develop better strains of narcotics.

Diversify your portfolio and make new connections by day, trick out your gang with heavy weaponry from SMGs to ray guns by night.

Play your cards right, and you’ll be running this town.


Further information in the press release to download